you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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