Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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