He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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