i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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