so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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