I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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