I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
