By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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