you guys were way drunker than both of me
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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