Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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