My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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