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say what?
wanna hang out?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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