I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
