people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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