i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I think people are normalizing furries
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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