I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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