I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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