If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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