don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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