awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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