so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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