he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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