Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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