i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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