margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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