I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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