try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Sext me about skeletons
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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