Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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