and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You're a waste of cheezeits
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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