I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
