Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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