normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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