idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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