I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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