i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
