I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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