Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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