Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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