Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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