PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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