Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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