nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
