Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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