It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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