FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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