Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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