If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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