Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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