This girl is more easily done than said...
dude i'm inner monologue high
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
