I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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