Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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