Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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