what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
