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lets start a swedish sibling band together
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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